The Perfect Retirement
I was taking a walk on my break at work the other day, and for some reason I was thinking about that old SNL skit where Chris Farley tells the kids that if they don't straighten up, they'll end up "living in a VAN down by the RIVER." So I'm thinking of this skit, and I think that a van down by the river might not be so bad. It's cheap. I bet it's quiet. And when you're tired of the place you can just drive somewhere else.